I thought Hidan was younger too.

I did expect Kakuzu to be older. You know? Five hearts and 91 years old. Sighh.

What timeline? Kudos if you can fit the Akatsuki's ages into Naruto history. It doesn't work.

Remember the one that he has stored away in his seekrit vault and is never revealed? The one that he always goes by that makes SO MUCH SENSE?!

Well, I've made a conclusion:

KISHIMOTO CANNOT DO MATH.

(He's even worse than me!)

Kishimoto is quite bad at math. And explaining things..... *goes into a corner and cries over Kisame's sharkyness having no explanation*

Ok, so next on the agenda is for me to post what anikoku and I translated and documented from the data book!

THIS WILL BE UP PROMPTLY, PEOPLE, SO HANG IN THERE!

Oh please post soon Fai-re!!!! The suspense is killing me
And thank you to anikoku With out your translating we'd have to wait 50 years for the data book to come out in english (or learn Japanese, whioch would probably be quicker then waiting, sadly.)

POST FAI_RE!!! POST!!!!!

By popular demand, I AM POSTING!! CHEER! DANCE IN THE STREETS! THROW PARTIES!

Here's all the stuff that anikoku and I (But mainly anikoku) translated so far! (There isn't only Akatsuki stuff. There's some general stuff, too.)

AKATSUKI DATABOOK INFO!

Spoiler:

Itachi – Page 34 Age: 21 Birthday: June 9 Height: 178 cm Weight: 58 kg Ninja registration number: 012110 Astrological sign: Gemini Blood type: AB Personality: Brother caring, self-sacrificing. Favorite foods: Onigiri (seaweed), cabbage Least favorite foods: Steak Person he wishes to fight: Uchiha Sasuke Favorite phrase: Peace. Hobby: Trying out different sweet shops. Gradated at age: 7 Chuunin at age: 10 D 53 C 152 B 134 A 0 S 1 Kakuzu – Page 56 “I’ll be taking your heart.” Keeping life by stealing other’s hearts. An immortal fighter who runs through the battlefield!! Age: 91 Birthday: August 15 Height: 185 cm Weight: 63.2 kg Ninja registration number: ? Astrological sign: Leo Blood type: A Personality: Short-tempered, avaricious, perfectionist. Favorite foods: Raw liver, Goosefish Liver Least favorite foods: Chestnut-flavored sweet bean jelly Person he wishes to fight: Someone with a high bounty Favorite phrase: If it can be used, there’s no use in respecting it or being kind to it. Hobby: Reading (old books) Kakuzu is a person who works hard toward goals. Even though as time passes and he becomes less human, he still has pride in his dedication to goals. --> Bathed in Kakuzu’s blood, the jiongu represent his life, sinuous and dark. --> An immortal that steals other’s lives, collects them and takes them as his own. This man has surpassed his capabilities as a human being. The reason that Kakuzu decided to walk the path of immortality lies in the high expectations of his village. As a high-ranked and respected shinobi in the Waterfall village, Kakuzu was sent on a mission to assassinate the Shodaime hokage, but failed in defeating him, and lost to his famous wood jutsu. Even though he was on the verge of death, Kakuzu returned to his village and received disgust and disrespect, because of his failed mission. He was punished heavily for loosing. Shocked by the way he, a loyal shinobi who had risked his life for the village, was being treated, Kakuzu escaped from his imprisonment. He stole the village’s treasure and pride, the secret jutsu, and took the hearts of the upper ranks of the village. D ? C ? B ? A ? S ? Konan – Page 74 Age: ? Birthday: February 20 Height: 169.4 cm Weight: 45.3 kg Ninja registration number: ? Astrological sign: Pisces Blood type: O Personality: Calm, quiet, cool, and kind. Favorite foods: Baked fish Least favorite foods: Fried chicken Person she wishes to fight: Anybody who disobeys the will of God Favorite phrase: Hobby: Origami, pressing flowers. D 0 C 65 B 161 A 85 S 30 Sasori – Page 80 Age: 35 Birthday: November 8 Height: 164.1 cm Weight: 47.3 kg Ninja registration number: 33-001 Astrological sign: Scorpio Blood type: AB Personality: Careful (A.K.A. Paranoid), self-oriented, impatient Favorite foods: “I have no need to eat.” Least favorite foods: “I have no need to eat.” Person he wishes to fight: The first puppet master, Monzaemon Favorite phrase: Eternal beauty. Hobby: Fixing/improving his puppets. Graduated at age: 7 Chuunin at age: 8 D 5 C 12 B 16 A 29 S 10 Zetsu – Page 96 Age: ? Birthday: ? Height: 177 cm Weight: ? Ninja registration number: ? Astrological sign: ? Blood type: B Personality: Analyzing|Frivolous Favorite foods: “Something you can really sink your teeth into.” Least favorite foods: Konnyaku gelatin, jelly Person he wishes to fight: “Somebody who looks like they’d be good eating.” Favorite phrase: Pariah (“You can trust only yourself.”) Hobby: Observing skilled ninja. D ? C ? B ? A ? S ? Deidara – Page 104 Age: 19 Birthday: May 5 Height: 166 cm Weight: 50.8 kg Ninja registration number: IW-08721 Astrological sign: Taurus Blood type: AB Personality: Prideful, likes to fight Favorite foods: Oden no bakudan Least favorite foods: Mixed rice Person he wishes to fight: Uchiha Itachi Favorite phrase: Geijutsu wa, bakuhatsu da! Hobby: Creative/Artistic things (explosions). D 4 C 27 B 35 A 13 S 3 Tobi – Page 114 Age: ? Birthday: ? Height: 175 cm Weight: 55.9 kg Ninja registration number: ? Astrological sign: ? Blood type: ? Personality: Frivolous (?) Favorite foods: ? Least favorite foods: ? Person he wishes to fight: ? Favorite phrase: Secret (?) Hobby: “Being by Deidara-sempai’s side~” D ? C ? B ? A ? S ? Hidan – Page 144 Age: 22 Birthday: April 2 Height: 177.1 cm Weight: 56.8 kg Ninja registration number: ? Astrological sign: Aries Blood type: B Personality: Religious, childishly selfish Favorite foods: Spare ribs Least favorite foods: All vegetables, Buddhist recipes Person he wishes to fight: Heathens Favorite phrase: Massacre, “Jashinism.” Hobby: Practicing Jashinism. D ? C ? B ? A ? S ? Pein (Pain) – Page 153 Age:? Birthday: ? Height: 176.5 cm Weight: 57.2 kg Ninja registration number: ? Astrological sign: ? Blood type: ? Personality: Unfeeling Favorite foods: unrevealed Least favorite foods: unrevealed Person he wishes to fight: Uzumaki Naruto (Kyuubi) Favorite phrase: Rainy night sky Hobby: unrevealed. D ? C ? B ? A ? S ? Kisame – Page 166 Age: 32 Birthday: March 18 Height: 195 cm Weight: 83.1 kg Ninja registration number: ? Astrological sign: Pisces Blood type: AB Personality: Nukenin, likes to fight Favorite foods: Shrimp, crabs Least favorite foods: Shark fin Person he wishes to fight: “Anybody is fine.” Favorite phrase: Law of the ocean Hobby: Taking care of Samehada Graduated at age: 10 D 3 C 68 B 154 A 78 S 29

GENERAL NARUTO DATABOOK INFO!

This list is REALLY REALLY short because anikoku and I spent so much time on the Akatsuki, but there's still information. It's a SHORT list of a few character's favorite foods.

Spoiler:
	Favorite Foods Akamaru – Kiba’s specialty dog food. Chouji – Yakiniku, snack foods. Shino – Field grass salad, tougan. Kiba – Beef jerky, bones. Kushina – Salt ramen. Naruto – Ichiraku’s ramen, oshiruko. Sasuke – Onigiri (okaka), tomatoes. Madara – Orochimaru – Eggs. Gaara – Sand liver, salt. Karin – Okonomiyaki. Kankuro – Hamburger.

Notes

• YES IT IS ACTUALLY PAIN, BUT I'M STILL CALLING HIM PEIN, SINCE THAT IS HOW IT IS DIRECTLY TRANSLATED SO HAW.
  
• For some reason, we only actually translated Kakuzu's entire page. Everyone else just has the basic stuff, and none of the quotes or the story or the big "advertisement" that we've got for Kakuzu.
  
• They are arranged in the alphabetical order of the Hiragana alphabet. And we didn't even translate in that order. HAHA.
  
• We haven't finished translating all of the Akatsuki's pages yet, or the IMPORTANT other people's, (LIKE BAKI'S!!!) but we intend to someday.
  
• Many Akatsuki members have ? marks for their stats, not because we couldn't translate what it said, but because Kishi's a bastard and he didn't put anything there. Assume the same if there are any missing categories for certain members.
  
• Under the general bio information, if there are quotes around anything, it means that the member themself said it, or it sounds like they said it.
  
• If there's anything that doesn't make sense, just try to understand it the best you can. It might just mean that anikoku INSISTED that I write it a certain way.

SO, I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY THAT!
MUCH THANKS TO ANIKOKU, THE LOCAL TRANSLATOR! AND ALSO, MUCH THANKS TO KISHIMOTO FOR ACTUALLY HAVING THIS INFO FOR THE AKATSUKI! AND LASTLY, MUCH THANKS TO THE AWESOME MEMBERS OF THE AKATSUKI FOR MERELY EXSISTING AND BEING SO FOOKING AWESOME!! VIVA LA AKATSUKI!

Love me, fools! Love me!

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"Mafia guys always score."
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Got it memorized?

Ya sure kept us waiting long enough (we still love you Fai_re)

You've got to feel bad for Kakuzu. The guy did the best he could o people of the village hidden amongst the water that falls from the cliffs (yes it had to be stated that way). If I was him I would have stolen the hearts of them too. Be mean because I couldn't kill THE MOST POWERFUL SHINOBI IN A VILLAGE! *goes in a rant in defense of Kakuzu*

I would like to cordially thank both Fai_re and anikoku for keeping us informed so we do not rip out our hair due to lack of knowledge (altough Kishi could tell us more)

VIVA LA AKATSUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU'D BETTER! After all, it's me who owns the book and reminds anikoku that we need to translate it.

I KNOW, RIGHT?! anikoku and I were screaming about that too after she translated it.

HAHA YOU'RE WELCOME! WE'LL HOPEFULLY BE PUTTING MORE UP SOON! (Itachi's will be a challenge! It's like, 5,000,000 pages! ...BUT NOT AS LONG AS SAUCY'S )

Liver: Not for the weak-stomached.
http://www.westonaprice.org/foodfeatures/liver.html

How Kakuzu stomachs the stuff I'll never know

Like, oh my gosh you read the article!? Or skimmed?

But Hidan likes ribs, and Kakuzu liver. They might as well go out and uh, eat someone. With Zetsu.

Call me crazeh but I think the ribs Hidan likes comes from cows ._.

DINNER DATE WITH ZETSU-SAAAAAN!!!!!