I MUST THINK LIKE YOU MORE OFTEN, MY FRIEND. NAKAMA!!!!!!

Yah, well you are running over them riding on rabid overweight dinosaurs who are wearing very sharp cleats. Those two scare me quite a lot. More than they should. *shudder* LET'S STOP ABUSING DANNA NOW, OKAYZ?

HOHO!! TOOOOOOOCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Deidara: Danna? Can I confess something to you, un? ...Well, you see... Lately, I haven't been getting my usual thrill from my explosions. I just... don't feel excited when I blow people up. ...So, considering how that's like, my whole life... Can you teach me how to turn myself into a puppet, un?

(*chokes on air*)

Kakuzu: Golly, ELLE magazine was like, FABBOO this month, wasn't it? I feel INSPIRED. I am so totally going to like, redesign our cloaks! I WANT SOME RALPH LAUREN INSPIRED CLOTHING, BABE!! AND DOLCE AND GABANA!! ITALIAN INSPIRATION!! OMG I LOVE THEIR NEW PLAID LINE. (OHMYGAWSH I THINK I JUST BROKE MY NAIL FREAKING OUT!!)

(It gets worse and worse as time passes...)

Itachi: C'mon now, darling. That hairstyle just DOESN'T WORK for you. Try the other style. And no, it doesn't look like a chicken butt. Look closer, hun.

(I AM NOT MAKING FUN OF YOU, duckyloveexo!!!! I SWEAR BY MY TOENAILS!!!)

S'ALL FOR NOW FOLKS. I'VE ABUSED THEIR SANITY ENOUGH.

oh my gosh, Fai_re, those are some seriously scary things.

Pein: Guess what ya'll! I'm actually Naruto's biological father! And he got the add from me!

Konan: you know what? I'm getting really bored with Origami...I know! I'll learn how to chrochet! And what's with all this butterfly stuff? Hello people, they're moths! Duh!

Itachi: no emotions is sooo out of style these days! So from now on I'm gonna be happy!!!

Kisame: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!!!

Deidara: You know, when we were little, Gaara and I were the bestest of freinds! But when I became a criminal, and Gaara become an emo, we just kind of faded apart...ah well! Time to rekindle our freindship!! lalala!
(notice the lack of un's and hmm's)

Sasori: Red isn't the actual color of my hair! It's actually pink just like sakura-chans!

Tobi: I hate sweets! Get that lollipop out of my face!

Hidan: I have discovered the actual religion!! I'm now an officially a Christian!!!

Kakuzu (now also a christian): What's the point of having five hearts? You die whe God wants you to die *tears out four of his hearts*! I'm going to go give away all of my money to the poor children of the world!

Zetsu: Look at all my pretty flowers! I'm finally pollinating again! Yippee!!


*shudder* ugh... creepy...

It takes true skill to break my heart, but Hidan converting broke it in two. And Kakuzu and ELLE, oh gods.

You have mad skills. Both of you.

Sasori: Sakura-chan... I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVEEEEEE!!

Hidan: Wai-wait! I.. well........... you know. I- I don't li-like hurting p-p-people.

oh my god...Hidan...that's just deppressing

(OMG WERE ON AT THE SAME TIME COME TO THE CHATBOX YOU FOOLS LOL)

anikoku, you have mad skillz, too. I think I started to cry.

(I ELLE AND KAKUZU WILL FANGIRL OVER IT WITH ME SO HA.)

Kisame: I'm getting tired of blue hair, I'm going to die it orange!

*shudder* oh, the horror!

*wince* Talk about clashing colors.

Konan: Kakuzu, I disagree with you. ...VOGUE IS CLEARLY THE BEST FASHION MAGAZINE OUT THERE. I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER READ IT? HAVE YOU EVER PICKED IT UP OFF A SHELF AND READ IT? IT IS AMAZING!! THE VERY THOUGHT EXCITES ME!!

Itachi: THAAA SIMPSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSSSSSSSS.... *starts humming The Simpsons theme*

Sasori (no danna): You know who my favorite artist is? DO YOU? YOU DON'T? WELL IT'S (!!CENSORED!!) ON DEVIANTART! ISN'T SHE AMAZING? DO YOU KNOW HOW AMAZING SHE IS? DO YOU?

I rest my case. I AM insane.

yes, you are.

Itachi: spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does! Can he swing, from a web? no he can't, becuase he's a pig!

Thank you. *sweeping theatre bow*

Itachi: Kisame, what's YOUR favorite animal? MINE IS SPIDER PIG. He's so HEROIC and AMAZING. AND I LOVE HIM!

Deidara: *wheezes* Sasssuuuukeeeee-kuuuuuuunnn.... Come heeeree.... *wiggles fingers and grins* I have a present for youuuu....

Konan: *pant pant pant* Ore no noruma wa owattendarou, un!

OK I DONE I GO POST IN MAH BLOOOOG.

Pein: Hidan! Let me borrow your hair gel! I wanna try a new look!

Fai_re, why do you always come up with really creepy ones?

I don't really know why, Kisame-san. Maybe it's because I enjoy stretching their characters so much.

Pein: AND NOW, IT IS COMPLETE! THE SUPERHAPPYSMILEYRAINBOW 'n SUNSHINE RAY! NOW WE CAN FORGET OUR EVIL DEEDS AND SPREAD HAPPINESS AMONGST THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD!

Sasori( no Danna): I've never told anyone before, but... I'M GAARA'S UNCLE!!

Kakuzu: You see, I believe that every now and then, even evil geniuses need to take a trip to Disney World. It doesn't matter how much it costs to travel there and pay for everyone. What matters is HAVING FUN!!

I WANNA GO TO DISNEY WORLD TOO, KAKUZU! TAKE ME WITH YOU!

Pein: these aren't really piercings! They're 3-d stick-on tatoos!!

Hidan: I'm gonna make an indestructable shirt, so that no one will ever see any part of me below the neck EVER AGAIN!!!

Kisame: This isn't a sword! It's a SURF BOARD!!!

Kisame: Itachi-san, can you please fix my Samehada? It keeps falling apart
( sorry Pen-chan)

Itachi: Now, you take the banana like so... AND CHOP IT IN TWO! HAHA! CLEAN CUT!

Kakuzu: YOU, HIDAN, ARE A FAILURE AS A JASHINIST! YOU SHOULD BE FOLLOWING MY PERFECT EXAMPLE OF EXACTLY HOW TO FOLLOW HIS EVILNESS!

Deidara: Numa numa yei, numa numa yei~ *dances in the streets*

Konan: Actually, this paper is edible.

Sasori: I'm not a puppet, I'M A DOLL!

Exactly what kind of doll, Danna?

HUHUHUHUHUHU!

Pein: YOU ALL FAIL. LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT TAKING OVER THE WORLD.

Itachi: Who wants some CHEEEEEEEEESE? IT'S SHAPED LIKE MY BFF, OROCHIMARU!

Pein: MARRY ME, KONAN!
Konan: I'll marry you in 80 years.
Pein: BUT, BY THEN YOU'LL BE INFERTILE!

(Ok, so maybe that's not something they'd never say. BUT THAT'S A CONVERSATION I REALLY HAD, LOL. Let's try again.)

Konan: PEIN, MARRY ME!
Pein: I don't have time for such foolish things.

Deidara: CUZ UR HOT AND UR COLD UR YES N UR NO UR IN AND UR OUT UR UP AND UR DOWN!