What would the Akatsuki never say?

Subject: What would the Akatsuki never say? Thu May 22, 2008 6:37 pm

Kakuzu: Watch me, Jashin-sama!

Hidan: Look; let's just settle this peacefully.. I've never liked fighting it out. They call me "Hidan the pacifist", you know?

Tobi: This, sempai.. this is TRUE ART!

Pein: Yes, in fact.. Rokudou Mukoru is my long lost twin brother.

Konan: Get your a*s here, Pein! You orange-haired bit*h!

Itachi: Sasuke, my foolish little brother.. there is no Hatake Kakashi. He is merely an impostor, a fictional character created through your delusions. The Kakashi you know and love is... ME!!!

Uchiha Madara: Whether you believe me or not is up to you, Sasuke. But this is the truth about the Uchiha clan. From the dawn of time, Uchiha were hunted down as ingredients used to make toothpaste. The reason the Uchiha compound was apart from the rest of the village.. that's because the Uchiha compound is an enlarged toothpaste factory. You, Sasuke, is the true successor and representative of the Uchiha clan. Your real name is Uchiha Fluoride Sasuke. The one responsible for the massacre of the Uchiha is none other than Uzumaki Narutard. Your brother was trying to warn you with his attempts to rip out your eyes. I'm surprised you didn't realize it with your amazing skills. In any case, you must stop Narutard's evil plans! The fate of the world lies in your hands... Uchiha Fluoride! Idea

Subject: Re: What would the Akatsuki never say? Thu May 22, 2008 8:29 pm

Kisame: Hey, do we have any shark around here? I'm hungry!
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“…a fountain full of blood from heathens…and severed heads to put candlesticks in…for me a blood-bought reward, a silken noose and gold-wrought sword…an eternity to punish in, I have an eternity to punish sin…for destruction, sweet destruction, oh holy destruction, divine destruction!”- hidan

Subject: Re: What would the Akatsuki never say? Thu May 22, 2008 9:48 pm

Deidara: Art is everlasting, un. It cannot be destroyed if it is true art!

Tobi: Listen and listen good, you fools. This was all an act. I'm not Uchiha Madara, Obito, or TOBI. I AM UCHIHA FUGAKU, BACK FROM THE BLASTED DEAD! I'VE COME TO AVENGE MYSELF! I WILL KILL MY ELDEST SON!

Itachi: Sasuke... I'VE COME TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD! *bares fangs*

Konan: Hay, Pein-chan~! What are we doin' today~? I think we should play together, hmmm~?
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Subject: Re: What would the Akatsuki never say? Thu May 22, 2008 9:53 pm

Hidan: I'm actually Christian.

Sasori: Deidara, I just totally chipped a nail! I am so, screwed!

Kakuzu: ..Hidan? How much was this guy worth?

Tobi: If we go to one more goddamn petting zoo, I'm going to kill someone!

Subject: Re: What would the Akatsuki never say? Thu May 22, 2008 10:05 pm

Oi, anikoku, explain to me how the Kakuzu one is something he'd never say. I'd think he'd WANT to know if the person that Hidan sacrificed was worth anything, unless I'm not getting what you mean.

Sasori: I'm giving up puppetry, because it wastes trees, and I'm become a vegan hippie. Goodbye, my comrades. Peace out. Try not to kill anything, cause everythings gotta soul, no matter how small.

Tobi: So, if you divided this by the square root of 285,376,146, you would get this plus 26 and then multiplied by pi. Get it, Hidan-san?

Hidan: Kakuzu, where do you suppose we should save this money? After all, we can't go around spending it. This money is important, and you know it. Don't give me that Jashin crap. I WANT MY MONEY TO BE SAFE.
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Subject: Re: What would the Akatsuki never say? Sat May 24, 2008 4:56 pm

Subject: Re: What would the Akatsuki never say? Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:31 pm

OOOOOOOOOOH. idea!

I GET IT, LOL! I didn't understand what you meant, for some reason. *is stupid*

(That was the point. Kufun~)

Deidara: I think it's time that I turned over a new leaf! I'm gonna go and dye my hair black, start reaching toward a professional career in singing under the name of Takoyaki, leave my art and my old life behind, AND STOP SAYING "UN" AFTER EVERY OTHER GODDAMN SENTENCE! I'M SO TIRED OF DOING THAT!

(Sorry that's all I got. I need to go bawl my eyes out now! *goes off and cries tears of joy*)
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Subject: Re: What would the Akatsuki never say? Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:58 pm

Itachi: It be time I get a haircut! *lobs off hair*

Subject: Re: What would the Akatsuki never say? Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:01 am

Sasori: I LOVE SAKURA! I'm gonna go marry her!
(I hate that stupid paring!) shot

Pein/Konan/Itachi/Kisame/Deidara/Sasori/Tobi/Hidan/Kakuzu/Zetsu: BELIEVE IT!

Hidan: I can't stand Jashinists! They should all go f*** off and die!

Kakuzu: I'm broke! Isn't it so nice being FREE?!

Tobi: Sasuke! I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!
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I'm getting a cloak! Yayz! X3

“…a fountain full of blood from heathens…and severed heads to put candlesticks in…for me a blood-bought reward, a silken noose and gold-wrought sword…an eternity to punish in, I have an eternity to punish sin…for destruction, sweet destruction, oh holy destruction, divine destruction!”- hidan

Subject: Re: What would the Akatsuki never say? Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:50 pm

Subject: Re: What would the Akatsuki never say? Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:36 pm

Doesn't it?!?! Ugh! TT_TT
And it's not even right! Sad

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I <3 Inuyasha! XD

I'm getting a cloak! Yayz! X3

“…a fountain full of blood from heathens…and severed heads to put candlesticks in…for me a blood-bought reward, a silken noose and gold-wrought sword…an eternity to punish in, I have an eternity to punish sin…for destruction, sweet destruction, oh holy destruction, divine destruction!”- hidan

Subject: Re: What would the Akatsuki never say? Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:54 pm

INOE, RIGHT? *DISTRESS* panic run

SO. Whut if...

Deidara: *has an operation to cover up/remove the mouths*

Itachi: I'M GOING TO GO STEAL KAKASHI'S SHARINGAN, DAMMIT! SASUKE'S TAKING TOO LONG! HE'S ~~SUCK~~ SUCH A FOOLISH LITTLE BROTHA. spaz

Zetsu: I'm sick of eating meat day in and day out... how about some veggies?

Kakuzu: Hidan-chaaaan~ I want some fooood~ Will you buy some for meeee?~

*shudders* Why did I write all of those things??! tomato

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Subject: Re: What would the Akatsuki never say? Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:35 pm

actually...you never know what Kakuzu will do/say to get a free meal...
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I <3 Inuyasha! XD

I'm getting a cloak! Yayz! X3

“…a fountain full of blood from heathens…and severed heads to put candlesticks in…for me a blood-bought reward, a silken noose and gold-wrought sword…an eternity to punish in, I have an eternity to punish sin…for destruction, sweet destruction, oh holy destruction, divine destruction!”- hidan

Subject: Re: What would the Akatsuki never say? Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:32 pm

OMG UR RIGHT! Shocked

Well... Here are some that are (hopefully) not too lame!

EVERYONE/ANYONE: DAAAAAAAAAAAAATTEBAYOOOOO~~~!!

(LOL I STEELED SUMTHIN FRUM YOU, KISAME-SAN!)

Sasori(no danna): ZOMG THE ENDING OF AVATAR WAS SOOOOO UNSATISFYING. I WANTED ZUTARA TO BE CANON!!!

Kisame: ZOOOOOMG I AGREE WITH YOU SASO-CHAN. ZHEY ARE LIEK, SO MEANT FOR EACHOTHER. LIKE ITACHI-SAN AND HIS BRUHTHAR.

I CAN'T GO ANY FURTHER!!! Puke

...*suicide*
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Subject: Re: What would the Akatsuki never say? Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:46 am

You are running over them with monster trucks before beating them to death with frozen turkey carcasses.

But.

Sasori: Recently, Deidara.. I've found that maggots enjoy living inside my body. And I think it would be interesting if I kept a collection. If I keep working hard, perhaps one day I'll have my very own maggot army.

Kakuzu: I baked some apple pie, if anyone wants any. And there's herbal tea to go with that, you know? I thought we could all have a picnic outside today.
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