Kisame,
OH SURE RUB IT IN THAT YOU HAVE A LAST NAME!!!
I may have never met the swirly idiot but I know he stole my ring, AND my partner.
There is no love. the love is a figment of your sharky imagination.
~Akasuna No Sasori (yeah I have an awesome nickname and YOU don't)

Sasori-san,
so do you! Akasuna is your last name (well, technically Sasori I guess)!!
But if you don't like Deidara-kun then why would you even care that he stole your partner?
And seriously, I can hear you guys all night long, your very loud.
~Kisame Hoshigaki

Kisame,
Akasuna qualifies as a nickname. It is not my name by birth.
I care because I feel as though Tobi thinks he can take whatever he wants from me. WELL HE'S WRONG!
I AM NOT THAT LOUD ONE, THAT IS ALL DEIDARA! *cough* ahem, shall we not bring pairings, OUT of the pairings section.
~Akasuna no Sasori

Sasori-san,
really?
well then take it back.
AH HAH! So you admit it! And it isn't just your voices that are loud....
~Kisame Hoshigaki

Kisame,
Yes really. Now tell me honestly, do you really think "of the red sand" is a last name?
I don't wanna go near tat orange creature! He's a walking talking pixi stick!
KEEP YOUR EAR OFF MY DOOR YOUR CRAZY YAOI FANBOY!
-Akasuna no Sasori

Sasori-san,
eh, good point.
If you don't want to fix it then don't complain about it.
Yeah, even if I stand at the other side of the Akatsuki base I can hear you two going at it.
~Kisame-san

Kisame,
The only points I make are good.
I reserve my right to complain should I so choose to do so.
"Going at it"? Now really that was a quite vulgar way to put it
-Akasuna no Sasori

(I-I-I-I-I-I I CAN'T BREATHE MY INNER YAOI FANGIRL IS IN HYSTERICS )

Sasori-san
...
and why shouldn't you fix it?
can you think of any other way to say it?
~Kisame Hoshigaki

(Lol, I totally know how you feel! )

Kisame,
Exactly.
...Because I want nothing to do with Tobi. he can run around on his sugar high like a maniac for all i care. i just find it insulting that he believes he can just tae what he wants without working for it.
....You could just not say it. That would work quite nicely in my opinion.
~Akasuna no Sasori

(must go read SasoDei doujin soon)

Sasori-san,
......
then just take them back.
and yet I already said it...
~Kisame Hoshigaki

Kisame,
It's not the loss of the items, it's the principle of the thing.
You shouldn't have. It was inappropriate for our younger viewers.
~Akasuna no Sasori

Sasori-san,
still. It's rather easy to fix. Simply whack him upside the head or something.
What "younger viewers"??
~Kisame Hoshigaki

Kisame,
Yes, but I wouldn't want his "bff" to whine to me about it, as I know he would.
The children of course! *gestures towards a group of third graders*
-Akasuna no Sasori

Sasori-san,
.......
O.O Where did they come from?!?!?! O.O
~Kisame-san

Kisame,

From Hidan's closet of course.
Now really, the topic of this area is Deidara, and quite frankly this discussion does not relate to him at all.
~Akasuna no Sasori