The other half of the Akatsuki's Geijustu Combo~ OUR LOCAL BOMB ARTIST~

HOORAY FOR DEIDEI! (rhyme!)

I am beginning to realize JUST HOW SAD IT IS that we don't actually have topics for all the Akatsuki members. WHAT'S WITH THAT?!

Yeah, but here's his topic! LOVE HIM AND WORSHIP HIM. HAH.

(SPREAD THE LOVE )

Gee I wonder how many topics I can spam in one day before i get eaten for not reading D.Gray-man

Yup Deidara is indeed the other half of the beloved pair of artists in the akatsuki. Not to mention, the most popular (the polls don't people). As well as being popular, he's also abused a lot. So i will say this once.

DEIDARA IS A MAN AND IF ANY OF YOU WANT PROOF TRUST ME, I HAVE IT.

YEAH. I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU!

Any idiot who still thinks Dei's a girl should be sent to an asylum. (BECAUSE THOSE THINGS EXIST FOR THIS PURPOSE)


Hey, GO READ DGM, cf_chan!!! WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME ON HERE?

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Maybeh I am wasting my time here to get enough posts to not be a lowly Genin. Ever think of that?

I mean there is NO reason for people to think Dei is a girl now. HE FRIGGIN TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT. HE TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT PEOPLE!!!! MAYBE I'M CRAZY BUT HE LOOKED LIKE A GUY TO ME WHEN THAT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!

WHAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!????? I was on deviantart one day and I found this picture and- oh nevermind

LISTENING TO PEOPLE PRAISE DEI INFLATES MY EGO

I don't really want to know, as Kisame-san always says.

I was sitting around and thinking about Dei a little while ago, and I decided that his personality is so great, and he's so awesome, and SOME DAY I WANT TO GO TO A MUSEUM WITH HIM AND CRITIQUE ART. THEN LATER, WE COULD GO BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER.

OH NOES WE WOULDN'T WANT YOUR EGO TO GET SO LARGE IT *laugh* EXPLODES!!!!



Deidei is quite amazing. However his art critique may get out of hand because he'd want to provide "examples" of true art.

Sempai is so cruel,
They say mono's a kissing thing
I think he should catch it

(Tobi 12/9/08)

DON'T WORRY cf_chan!! I HAVE NO EGO, SO I'LL BE FINE.

AND YES, THAT'D BE THE FUN PART.

Tobi,

You're not going to wake up in the morning, un.

Your sempai,
Deidara

Sempai,

You wouldn't know because you don't wake up either. They say mono makes you tired, and considering that all you do is eat, sleep, and snog..

Your dearest kohai,
Tobi

Deidara and Tobi,
If this keeps up, neither of you are going to wake up in the morning.

-You should know who this is

Danna,

Shut up, un. I know how to make you moan. I know where you keep your precious puppets.

With no love whatsoever,
Deidara


Tobi,

I'm going to rip out your windpipe and then I'm going to blow you to smithereens, un.

Your pissed-off sempai,
Deidara

Deidara Brat,
You know where I keep my puppets? I guess my assumption of you rifiling through my belongings while I was gone was true. Sicko. Right at back at ya brat
-Go die in a ditch ,
Danna

Deidara-kun, Sasori-san, and Tobi-kun

stop having these pointless arguments. Deidara-kun and Sasori-san, we all know you love each other (those walls aren't very thick you know....), so just admit it! And Deidara-kun and Tobi-kun, you guys are best friends even if you drive each other crazy. And finally, Sasori-san and Tobi-kun.....you guys have never even met each other!

-Kisame Hoshigaki