Hm. Interesting idea Fai_re. I"ve certainly never heard of Cabbage Dango before.

Maybe he's a total odd-ball and he just eats it like an apple. Just a big hunk of cabbage and he'll bite into it and go "OMNOMNOM" and Kisame will get confused and question Itachi's sanity.

That's exactly why he calls it his SEEEEEKRIT RECIPE.

Well, that sounds pretty likely, too. Except Kisame would totally understand the OMNOMNOM-ing and not think anything of it. Because he's awesome like that, and him and Itachi are hardcore BFFs.

OHHHHHHHH I SEEEEEEEEEE

That is very true. And Kisame must be a good person if he culd tolerate being around Itachi and his cabbage breath so much. Because even if you like cabbage, you cannot deny the fact that stuff really smells.

YEAH. I KNEW YOU'D COME THROUGH, CF_CHAN!!

Maybe Itachi eats breath mints all the time? D: BUT YEAH, KISAME AND HIM ARE REALLY HARDCORE BFFS.

LOOK, PICTURES!!

Spoiler:

First two are from

BT


and last one is from some place. LOL. BUT I DIDN'T MAKE IT!

SO. SEE? BFFs.

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KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Got it memorized?

Ew. The he'd smell like cabbage an mint. Odd combination. BUT INDEED KISAME WOULD LOOK PAST IT BECAUSE OF THEIR HARD-CORE BFF-NESS
Yeah. That proves their level of bffism. Itachi eats and reads the paper while Kisame irons clothes. Tsk Tsk Kisame is just a work-a-holic

SO TRUUUEEEE. And I have the sneaking suspicion that Kisame might start smelling like that too, considering how much him and Itachi hang around together. Maybe they'd be so used to it, they wouldn't even smell it anymore, LOL!

I love them so much. Their BFFness is so cannon it isn't even funny. I bet Kisame knows Itachi's whole life story and everything else there is to know about him.

I believe the smell may warn of their approach though.... it could hurt their ninjaness.

IT'S CANNONNESS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY.

Well there is no doubt
Itachi's words are really staged
Actor in our midst

Their smell is so magical that it's untracable and undetectable.

Hey, that one was better, anikoku. But not quite fabulous. Keep trying. Haha.

You know, if I had a big brother, I'd want him to be just like Itachi. Well, without the having-to-kill-his-parents part. 'Cause I love my mommy; I need her at least. YEAH BUT HE'S AMAZING AND SAUCY IS LUCKY THAT ITACHI'S HIS NII-SAN! He doesn't really treat him well, though. Itachi deserves more looove.

Itachi really is a wonderful brother. Especially because he let his undeserving brother live.

So true. Only those with true kindness in their hearts can manage feats like that, amirite?

I wish he was still alive. Naruto is so boring without him. I mean, us people in the fandom all knew he'd die at SOME point, and we were talking about it and speculating and writing fanfictions, and then all the sudden he IS dead, and it's like... EMPTY. I really don't like the feeling. It's rather SAD. And uncomfortable.

It just doesn't feel right knowing that Itachi is gone

ITACHI LIVES ON IN OUR HEARTS, AND NARUTO! Remember!? There's still a fragment of Itachi in Naruto's body..., an amazing man like him will never cease to exist, guys.

anikoku is right. WE CAN'T STOP BELIEVING IN ITACHI!