After deciding I need to modify my theory, I have come up with a new one!
So. Saucy's gonna raze Konoha to the ground, right?
HE'LL GET CAUGHT FIGHTING A BAJILLION PEEPS, AND THEN HE'LL DIE. Everyone else will survive~

That's how it's gonna roll. Fo'sho.
(I don't even know what I'm talking about)
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"Mafia guys always score."
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Got it memorized?