Predictions, anyone?

Chapter 392 -

Predictions for 393:(WARNING: SPOILERS AND SASUKE BASHING)

Spoiler:

Itachi: This is the end, Sasuke. I'm sorry. Sasuke: *lifts head* Wha-!? *taken out by Susano'o* SFX: SMASH! BOUNCE! CRASH! Sasuke: *falls off ledge and lands by Itachi's feet, coughing up blood* Cough! I have no chakra left! Susano'o: *fatally wounds Sasuke* Itachi: *grabs Sasuke's head and pulls him up, resting his fingers on Sasuke's eyes* *pained look* Forgive me, Sasuke. But I need these more than you ever will. *stab* Sasuke: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGJJJJJJJJJJJJJAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *eyes bleed* Itachi: *whips out eyeball-jar and drops them inside* Susano'o: *apple sauce* Sasuke: *clawing at eye sockets* Itachi: *strokes Sasuke's hair in a gently, brotherly way* Sasuke, my brother. I shall return you to Konoha for you. And get you a guide-dog. Sasuke: *somehow, his eyes tear up* Ni-niisan! *choked sob* Itachi: Sasuke! Sasuke: Niisan! *embrace* *Scene switches to Tobi reviving the deceased Akatsuki members* NEXT WEEK'S CHAPTER: THE AKATSUKI'S REUNION!

Chapter 401.

Uchiha Sasuke will...

A. Cry his whiny eyeballs out. And have a major character change, and start loving his brother.

B. Stare open mouthed and continue to say things like "I.. don't believe you." and "you're lying."

C. Get angry. "ITACHI IS EVIL!"

D. Go insane from the pressure.

402, folks.

I'm guessin there's gonna be some death, suicide, tears, and singing. Like in this. Ahaha. See, that cliff thing... SAUCY'S SO GONNA DO IT, DAMNIT! HAHA. HE'S SO IN FOR IT~ ♥

If he commits suicide, I will sacrifice a lamb to Kishimoto-sama.

BUT I THINK HE WILLLLLLL!

After deciding I need to modify my theory, I have come up with a new one!

So. Saucy's gonna raze Konoha to the ground, right?

HE'LL GET CAUGHT FIGHTING A BAJILLION PEEPS, AND THEN HE'LL DIE. Everyone else will survive~

That's how it's gonna roll. Fo'sho.

(I don't even know what I'm talking about)