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PostSubject: Kakuzu: The Treasurer With Five Hearts!   Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:36 pm

He has a lot of capacity to love, but does he use it? NOOO!!

Well, maybe he uses it all on his munny. :D

THE BEST WORD USED TO DESCRIBE KAKUZU: AVARICIOUS.

Greedy, undead-ish, vaguely creepy, and tempermental, Kakuzu is Hidan's Zombie twin!

He enjoys: Killing people, stealing hearts, selling dead bodies for bounty, and hitting people over the heads with breifcases.

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PostSubject: Re: Kakuzu: The Treasurer With Five Hearts!   Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:41 pm

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE BRIEFCASE. A WONDERFUL MOMENT IN NARUTO HISTORY IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF Squee 3

Personally i think Kakuzu deserves more lurve then he gets. Because there are a lot of pro-all akatsuki fans who like him but his personal fandom IS TOO DANG SMALL!!!! Because if you actually look at him, and you looks past tentacles sticking out from places where no tentacles should be (...) he actually is rather attractive. The stichesmake him look pretty awesome as well.

And another thing: THAT MAN HAS HAD A HARD LIFE. I mean if you hear his history, that's really unfair. Considering he was sent to kill the Hokage aka THE STRONGEST PERSON IN THE HIDDEN-LEAF VILLAGE (THAT KISHI FAVORS EVER-SO-MUCH) I think maybe he deserved a little slack for failing. That'd be like Pein hanging Kisame and Itachi from the ceiling and beating them lamps because they haven't caught Naruto yet.
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PostSubject: Re: Kakuzu: The Treasurer With Five Hearts!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 5:41 pm

Gods, I loved that part. I nearly cried from awesomeness overload.

Haha! True, so true! REAL Akatsuki fans love all of them enough to be in a fan club for each of them! And looks don't matter, anyway. Kakuzu is just awesome.

Them Waterfall people must be crazeh. Good thing Kakuzu slaughtered them all. I bet they'd be a problem, in addition to being supremely annoying.

I feel like Pein would do that... Well, he try, and then Kisame and Itachi would go all TEAMWORK on him. Then HE'D be the one dangling from the ceiling and being pelted/beaten with lamps.

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PostSubject: Re: Kakuzu: The Treasurer With Five Hearts!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:05 pm

That was an addition to the fight I didn't mind at all, especially since he would so do that.

He is awesome. HE IS EPIC!!!! HE'S THE OTHER HALF OF THE ZOMBIE TWIIIIIIIIINS!!!!!

Indeed they would've been annoying. Good boy Kuzu.

*could picture Kakuzu in the situation* OHMYGAWD ITACHI AND KISAME DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EXPENSIVE THOSE LAMPS WERE!!!!!!??????
As Pein dangles from the ceiling.
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PostSubject: Re: Kakuzu: The Treasurer With Five Hearts!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:20 pm

Money's from a tree,
Kakuzu likes RAW LIVER
Hope he won't eat me.
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PostSubject: Re: Kakuzu: The Treasurer With Five Hearts!   Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:28 pm

Itachi would be like, "Uhm... Noez?" and Kisame would be like, "Don't worry, Kakuzu-san. We payed for them with our own money, not the Akatsuki's money."

Seriously, I bet Kakuzu would get heart attacks (several at a time) when he sees expensive things. Or, when the other members spend the Akatsuki's cash on random things, like a poodle to sacrifice to Jashin or a Pinocchio puppet to make fun of Danna with, or even a camera to take pictures of Saucy with.

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Kakuzu has five hearts,
AND LOTS OF TENTACLES,
and he's probably good at darts?

...Remind me to never do that again.

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PostSubject: Re: Kakuzu: The Treasurer With Five Hearts!   Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:23 am

The Kakuzu would slowly walk away because it was time to have his hourly money-counting session.

He probably would. He would see the poodle carcass laying in the closet and fall on the ground. The when Mr. Jashinist walked in Kakuzu'd be all "H-h-h-eart -f-f-failure" and Hidan would kick him and be like "You have four other hearts, stop complaining"

NUUUUU FAI_RE NOT YOU TOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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