The Crow and The Protector (HidanTema)

I am also guilty of....being obsessed with HidanTema. They're personality twins!

Spoiler:

I believe that proves my point

Personality Twins? Really? Huh... I think Temari's a tad more calmer than him. But they are quite similar, overall.

HIDANTEMA FOR ETERNITY!!

She should go dig him out of his little hole, and if he's not already dead, she should sacrifice a goat in his name! Unless she's already been doing that.

THERE IS STILL HOPE FOR HIDAN, FOLKS! THERE IS STILL HOPE!

Okay, personality brother and sister and Hidan is older. BUT THEIR PERSONALITIES SHARE A GENE POOL!

I think she should get mad at Shika and have this random epiphany (courtesy of Jashin-sama's godly assistence) to dig a BIG hole on Nara property. And then she stumbles upon Hidan. And Jashin-sama's allmightyness (it's a word becuase I say so) helps her piece him back together and he's forever grateful although he will never admit it. And Temari will always perform secret sacrifices of goats and the occasional deer to Jashin-sama to thank him for preoccupying Hidan from... his secret passion for cooking although he isn't that good. (okay, my imagination went wild halfway into that first sentence)

LOL, JAH~! That's a great way to put it, my friend.

WOAH I THINK I LOST YA THERE. BUT IT STILL SOUNDS AWESOME, LOL!

Hidan and Temari are SO VIOLENT. I bet that they'd beat eachother up all the time. And I bet she rips off his limbs quite frequently. (I bet that's fun. )

I think I lost myself in there somewhere

They would be awfully violent towards each other. Hidan would just wake up one day with one and no arms and have to hop around looking for the limbs Temari hid under the kitchen sink.

Okay no more HidaTema for me. It makes my mind work weird

Oh NOES!

Fufu. Or he'd wake up, and his HEAD would be sitting in the middle of the desert outside of Suna! >:D!

LOL. Me too, my twin. Meeeee too.

Actually, maybe EVERYTHING makes my brain work weird...

It's really bad when you lose yourself in the middle of talking...

I could definitely picture Hidan's head laying in the middle of the desert swearing about how when he finds Blondie he's gonna kill her. The some random pedestrian (in the middle of a desert?) will walk by and be like "OHEHMGEE A TALKING HEAD!!!!"

And that my dear twin, is just one more thing that proves our ultimate level of twinness.

It kind of is. Usually when that happens to me, I assume I'm going senile. Which isn't a very fun prospect, if you ask me. D:

Yeah, one of those cliche starving people in tattered clothing would see Hidan's head, try to eat it, and then they'd end up being bitten to death eaten.

HAHA OH JAH.

Watching the two of them interact with each other much be really entertaining. Just imagine it... All the threats and the flirting (one-sided) and the yelling. It would be like music. CLASSICAL MUSIC.

Going senile is not a fun prospect at all D:

Even though at the time Hidan would have no stomach

Except the order would be reveresed. It would be flirting followed by threats followed by sarcasm followed by more threats and then the cycle would repeat