Kisame: Everybody's Favorite Shark-Man!

Blue skin sexy thing!
He is my version of Cruise,
witha golden heart.

I AGREE WITH ANIKOKU AND HER POETICNESS THAT TAKES A WHILE TO ANALYZE!

THANKS, SEE, MOI THINKS ONLY YOU UNDERSTAND.

HEY JUST CAUSE I WASN'T HERE DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!

And are you saying you actually know who TOM CRUISE is, anikoku?! BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE TRUELY AMAZING. I would most likely faint.

I wonder if Kisame, like, sharpens Samehada? Or if he even needs to? Or maybe he just cleans it? Does he even clean it? Or does he let the little shreds of skin and flaking blood stay on it? I feel like Itachi would make him clean it if he didn't do it himself. But somehow, I feel like he would clean it himself. I get the impression that Kisame would be a rather clean person, at least in that sense. [/ramble]

He doesn't need to sharpen it because IT DOESN'T CUT, IT SHAAAAAAVES!!!!!

Well, maybe the tiny lil bristle things need to be sharpened after a while, becuase you know, all that shaving might eventually wear them down. Maybe Kisame eventually just gets a new Samehada, you know, like from a magical place or something and it's all new and SHAVE-Y and stuff. You know?

Well that is true, the bristles would probably get worn down after extreme-shavage. Maybe they just don't wear down? But I do think he at leats cleans it. Otherwise it'd be covered in blood and skin particles.

I think it just stays sharp. After all it is very magical

And yeah, he almost definetly cleans it or else it would get rather gross....

Yeah it's so magical, what other sword can sound like a gun? (long story)

Well his hobby is listed as taking care of Samehada so he probably sharpens, and cleans, and tucks in samehada and reads it bedtime stories every day.

exactly!

Sadly ....that does kind of sound like him

I think samehada is sercretly a gun and one day he's gonna lose it and shot Naruto in the face.

....it does

LOL! That would be EPIC!!!!

>.<

OKAY SO ITS OFFICIAL, GUN SAMEHADA= EPIC WINZ. Foshizz.

Good night samehada~

Totally. Gun Samehada FTW.

lol, maybe I should put my Samehada in my bed

I think we should find a way to turn your smaehada into a gun. foshizz.

.....that just totally sounded like you were going to sleep with your samehada

lol, or maybe just put a little tape recorder or something under the wrapping and whenever I pushed a button it makes a gun noise

that Would be why I crossed it out.....

You need to be able to push up on the handle and have it make the clicky noise like you just loaded a gun XD

Sleeping with swords does not sound like a healthy hobby Kisame-san.

totally. That would be AWSOME!!

*tries really hard not to say anything*
.............................
Yeah that would really hurt and leave lots of scars that would be really hard to explain....
*failed*

(Oh god, what happened to my brain >.< Apparently when I get sick I become more of a dark side than ever...)

That would be epic.

That would be a funny story to tell the guy at the tatoo parlor

it totally would be.

that wasn't quite what I meant....but yeah! Let's go with that! (and why would I be going to a tatoo parlor?)

Because everybody knows that Kisame secretly is covered in tatoos. Duh.

I THINK THAT THE KISAME FANDOM SHOULD GROW, HE'S SO LOVEABLE!

........uh huh.....
totally! He is amazing! And he is completely underestimated (for lack of a better word ....)!!!

Kisame has a heart of gold. I can tell. He seems like if you get past the fact that he's an S-Ranked criminal fishy looking guy who looks like he'd kill you in an instant for breathing his air, he's almost a sweetheart.

yeah, if you ignore all the homicidal murderer tendencies, then he's an absolute saint!

Was that sarcasm?

He really is a sweet guy though, and I feel bad for him, I mean he lost his best friend. And he's always been the one who's actually felt the worst for fallen members, or at least shown it. When Deidara pulled his last final stunt, and everybody thought Tobi was gone too, he spoke so fondly of them, while nobody else said much at all.