Sasori: He Who is No Longer a Real Boy

I just noticed that he lacks a topic here! So, I made one! This is in honor of the great Akasuna no Sasori, the ultimate puppet master!

And F.Y.I. people...

HIS BIRTHDAY IS THE EIGHTH OF NOVEMBER! ALSO KNOWN AS THIS SATURDAY!!

And so, I request that our local picture collector, Kisame-san, make us a short picture tribute to the living puppet of the Akatsuki!

Oh, and I'm sorry about the topic name. I just had to do it, you see? I think I'm gonna change it to "Everlasting Art"... Should I? THEN I COULD MAKE DEI'S, AND IT WOULD BE FLEETING ART! WOO!

Hell, I'M GONNA GO DO THAT NOW.

DANNA.

Ya know what, since Danna has a topic I'm going to abuse it's exisistence and ask the question that's been on my mind for weeks. Maybe you people will have an interesting opinion (yes, you people).

Considering Sasori no Danna is a puppet he is made of wood. My question for you people is WHAT KIND OF WOOD!!!!?????? If you think about it there are quite a few kinds of wood out there. And they're all different and Unique. SO what is it? Maple? Pine? Elm? Mahogany? Oak? ANSWERS! I NEED ANSWERS!!!

this in no way has anything to do with the sick workings of my mind
(that served no purpose. I just like the emote )

I find your implications crude Fai_re (Well i knew at least part of him was oak )

Hm... Well i guess that is understandable. I mean after all, he would have to be stable so a hardwood would only makes sense. And hardwoods are more durable.

However i like the aspect of mahogany as well. It's actally a very pretty wood. Plus it's a hardwood and it smells nice.

WELL YOU'RE NOT ONE TO TALK, cf_chan!!

Maybe he's made out of some sort of wood unique to that area. I'd think he'd have turned himself into a puppet AFTER leaving Suna, since, you know, there isn't really wood there. So, he probably got the wood from the forest around THE CAVE, and it might be wood that's completely unique to that area? Or maybe it doesn't exist in our world? Or MAYBE he just turn his body into wood, and it's not even FROM somewhere, it's just some sort of special wood.

WELL, DURR... I DUNNO.

I have no idea what you're talking about. Blame Kisame-san. They're the one who asks questions.

I think turning his body into wood would make the most sense. Because otherwise he'd have to rip off his limbs, attempt to remake them and then reattach them. That seems like it would be difficult. or maybe he had Dei attach his limbs for him

HAHA IF YOU SAY SO.

Yeah. You kinow, taking his heart out and transferring it would be impossible unless he just CHANGED his body to wood with the heart in it. He must've had help, though. He wouldnt've been able to mooooove! That's probable.

I do say so

That seems like the best explanation. I've thought of that before. Especially because a certain almost-Zetsu cosplayer asked me numerous times is she could rip out my heart and put it in a container on Halloween. Which made me wonder how Danna could manage to take his heart out of his body and then put it back in without becoming dead.

cf_chan wrote:

I do say so

That seems like the best explanation. I've thought of that before. Especially because a certain almost-Zetsu cosplayer asked me numerous times is she could rip out my heart and put it in a container on Halloween. Which made me wonder how Danna could manage to take his heart out of his body and then put it back in without becoming dead.

That is quite the task!
Did you guys see Ironman,
Vestigial organ.

anikoku stay out of my mind. Just yesterday right after i posted that I made the Sasori-Ironman comparison. They also have their "Hey let's have FIRE shoot of my hands!!" thing in common *has seen Ironman a few times*

anikoku your comments are rather poetic.

What you say is true,
Sasori's the prodigy,
He'd make a fab flirt too.

Indeed anikoku. INDEED.

Good gods, if Danna started acting like... say, LAVI or someone, I'd probably get heart failure or something and die on the spot.

He would make a charming flirt though, wouldn't he? I wonder if it's a redhead thing?

RED HEADS ARE SEXEH

KEA: RED HAIR ISH TEH SEXAGE. =3 Yeah I said it. Its true. I love Itachi.

(EVEN THOUGH ITACHI ISN'T A RED HEAD)

HAHAHAH-*dies*

Lol SOMEONE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

I found this awesome picture of Sasori no danna and it was all like, "SASORI: SEWING MASTER!!!" I need to find that and put it up here. It's a must-see.

NUUUU DUN DIE FAI_RE
If you die, you'll lose a very important part of yo life.

Yeah Zet-chan makes no sense (she says you hurt her feelings Dei-chan)

FINDITFINDITFINDIT!!!!!!!! POST EEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fai_re wrote:

Good gods, if Danna started acting like... say, LAVI or someone, I'd probably get heart failure or something and die on the spot.

He would make a charming flirt though, wouldn't he? I wonder if it's a redhead thing?

Yeah, say LAVI or something..

He could flirt if he wanted to, but he's never really had the oppertunity.

I think if a situation ever required it, and he did become a flirt, fangirls everywhere would have thei hearts melted. Nobody could resist that face

Ya know what if Kisame-san could do this then so can I,
WHAT'D ALL YOUZ GAIZ THINK OF MAH DANNA COSPLAY ON GOOD OLD HALLOWEEN!!!???? Any opinion would help (espicially on ways to improve it~)

*has completely forgotten what it looked like, due to the current and rapid ingestion of Kingdom Hearts materials*

Well, anikoku, I wonder if that means that Danna WOULD flirt if he had the opportunity? Since, you know, as you said, he never HAS. *raises eyebrow*

Danna could sweet-talk a steel wall into a pile of goo, I'm sure of it.

I think if he had the oppurtunity and was feeling a little sadistic he would. He would just sweet talk somebody solely to drive them absolutely insane.

He could sweet talk anything into a pile of goo