Deidara: Fleeting Art

The other half of the Akatsuki's Geijustu Combo~ OUR LOCAL BOMB ARTIST~

HOORAY FOR DEIDEI! (rhyme!)

I am beginning to realize JUST HOW SAD IT IS that we don't actually have topics for all the Akatsuki members. WHAT'S WITH THAT?!

Yeah, but here's his topic! LOVE HIM AND WORSHIP HIM. HAH.

(SPREAD THE LOVE )

Gee I wonder how many topics I can spam in one day before i get eaten for not reading D.Gray-man

Yup Deidara is indeed the other half of the beloved pair of artists in the akatsuki. Not to mention, the most popular (the polls don't people). As well as being popular, he's also abused a lot. So i will say this once.

DEIDARA IS A MAN AND IF ANY OF YOU WANT PROOF TRUST ME, I HAVE IT.

YEAH. I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU!

Any idiot who still thinks Dei's a girl should be sent to an asylum. (BECAUSE THOSE THINGS EXIST FOR THIS PURPOSE)


Hey, GO READ DGM, cf_chan!!! WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME ON HERE?

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Maybeh I am wasting my time here to get enough posts to not be a lowly Genin. Ever think of that?

I mean there is NO reason for people to think Dei is a girl now. HE FRIGGIN TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT. HE TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT PEOPLE!!!! MAYBE I'M CRAZY BUT HE LOOKED LIKE A GUY TO ME WHEN THAT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!

Quote :

DEIDARA IS A MAN AND IF ANY OF YOU WANT PROOF TRUST ME, I HAVE IT.

...I dun wanna know

If I was on my mac, I would post pictures, but I'm not, so I will later

DEI-CHAN IS AWSOME!!!! HE IS TEH BOMB~! (no pun intended)

So i must say this:
GEIJUTSU WA, BAKUHATSU DA, KATSU!!!

WHAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!????? I was on deviantart one day and I found this picture and- oh nevermind

LISTENING TO PEOPLE PRAISE DEI INFLATES MY EGO

I don't really want to know, as Kisame-san always says.

I was sitting around and thinking about Dei a little while ago, and I decided that his personality is so great, and he's so awesome, and SOME DAY I WANT TO GO TO A MUSEUM WITH HIM AND CRITIQUE ART. THEN LATER, WE COULD GO BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER.

OH NOES WE WOULDN'T WANT YOUR EGO TO GET SO LARGE IT *laugh* EXPLODES!!!!



Deidei is quite amazing. However his art critique may get out of hand because he'd want to provide "examples" of true art.

Sempai is so cruel,
They say mono's a kissing thing
I think he should catch it

(Tobi 12/9/08)

DON'T WORRY cf_chan!! I HAVE NO EGO, SO I'LL BE FINE.

AND YES, THAT'D BE THE FUN PART.

Tobi,

You're not going to wake up in the morning, un.

Your sempai,
Deidara

Sempai,

You wouldn't know because you don't wake up either. They say mono makes you tired, and considering that all you do is eat, sleep, and snog..

Your dearest kohai,
Tobi

Deidara and Tobi,
If this keeps up, neither of you are going to wake up in the morning.

-You should know who this is

Danna,

Shut up, un. I know how to make you moan. I know where you keep your precious puppets.

With no love whatsoever,
Deidara


Tobi,

I'm going to rip out your windpipe and then I'm going to blow you to smithereens, un.

Your pissed-off sempai,
Deidara

Deidara Brat,
You know where I keep my puppets? I guess my assumption of you rifiling through my belongings while I was gone was true. Sicko. Right at back at ya brat
-Go die in a ditch ,
Danna

Deidara-kun, Sasori-san, and Tobi-kun

stop having these pointless arguments. Deidara-kun and Sasori-san, we all know you love each other (those walls aren't very thick you know....), so just admit it! And Deidara-kun and Tobi-kun, you guys are best friends even if you drive each other crazy. And finally, Sasori-san and Tobi-kun.....you guys have never even met each other!

-Kisame Hoshigaki

Kisame,
OH SURE RUB IT IN THAT YOU HAVE A LAST NAME!!!
I may have never met the swirly idiot but I know he stole my ring, AND my partner.
There is no love. the love is a figment of your sharky imagination.
~Akasuna No Sasori (yeah I have an awesome nickname and YOU don't)

Sasori-san,
so do you! Akasuna is your last name (well, technically Sasori I guess)!!
But if you don't like Deidara-kun then why would you even care that he stole your partner?
And seriously, I can hear you guys all night long, your very loud.
~Kisame Hoshigaki

Kisame,
Akasuna qualifies as a nickname. It is not my name by birth.
I care because I feel as though Tobi thinks he can take whatever he wants from me. WELL HE'S WRONG!
I AM NOT THAT LOUD ONE, THAT IS ALL DEIDARA! *cough* ahem, shall we not bring pairings, OUT of the pairings section.
~Akasuna no Sasori

Sasori-san,
really?
well then take it back.
AH HAH! So you admit it! And it isn't just your voices that are loud....
~Kisame Hoshigaki

Kisame,
Yes really. Now tell me honestly, do you really think "of the red sand" is a last name?
I don't wanna go near tat orange creature! He's a walking talking pixi stick!
KEEP YOUR EAR OFF MY DOOR YOUR CRAZY YAOI FANBOY!
-Akasuna no Sasori

Sasori-san,
eh, good point.
If you don't want to fix it then don't complain about it.
Yeah, even if I stand at the other side of the Akatsuki base I can hear you two going at it.
~Kisame-san

Kisame,
The only points I make are good.
I reserve my right to complain should I so choose to do so.
"Going at it"? Now really that was a quite vulgar way to put it
-Akasuna no Sasori

(I-I-I-I-I-I I CAN'T BREATHE MY INNER YAOI FANGIRL IS IN HYSTERICS )

Sasori-san
...
and why shouldn't you fix it?
can you think of any other way to say it?
~Kisame Hoshigaki

(Lol, I totally know how you feel! )

Kisame,
Exactly.
...Because I want nothing to do with Tobi. he can run around on his sugar high like a maniac for all i care. i just find it insulting that he believes he can just tae what he wants without working for it.
....You could just not say it. That would work quite nicely in my opinion.
~Akasuna no Sasori

(must go read SasoDei doujin soon)

Sasori-san,
......
then just take them back.
and yet I already said it...
~Kisame Hoshigaki