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Fai_re Akatsuki Overlord - Deidara
Posts : 463 Join date : 2008-01-15 Location : If I told you, I'd have to bite you to death.
| Subject: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:30 pm | |
| Just because Hidan is FUCKING AWESOME.
(Seriously.)
NOW WHO WANTS TO HELP ME SACRIFICE A GOAT?!
Boy do I hate swearing... | |
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cf_chan Sasori
Posts : 271 Join date : 2008-09-13 Age : 29 Location : Gensokyo
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:46 pm | |
| Fai_re knowing you makes me glad I'm not a goat Well to build off of Fai_re's INCREDIBLY DETAILED description of everybody's favorite Jashinist: Hidan has been dubbed by many people as the most loud-mothed disrespectful member of the akatsuki. On the rare occasion where he uses an honorific in addressing somebody, it is usually used sarcastically. The only exception to this would be his polite use of the word JASHIN-SAMA. Which is the other key fact about Hidan. He is veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy dedicated to his religion. Throughout his time in the manga, he frequently yells at "heathens" about how their "divine judgement" will be made. OR he'll just scream about how Jashin is gonna your ass if you don't convert. ALL-IN-ALL: HIDAN IS DA SHIZZ. ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WILL HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ME. AND YOU DON'T WANNA DO THAT. | |
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cf_chan Sasori
Posts : 271 Join date : 2008-09-13 Age : 29 Location : Gensokyo
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:48 pm | |
| - Quote :
- OR he'll just scream about how Jashin is gonna your ass if you don't convert
Correction, smite your ass | |
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Fai_re Akatsuki Overlord - Deidara
Posts : 463 Join date : 2008-01-15 Location : If I told you, I'd have to bite you to death.
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:55 am | |
| Hey, what are you saying? I totally described Hidan in incredibly great detail, cf_chan!! Your summary of him was pretty good, I guess. I mean, mine was like, WAY BETTER. LOL. Hidan is amazing. I think we should all sacrifice a goat to him every day so that he can receive it, then sacrifice it to Jashin. I wish I were a chicken... | |
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cf_chan Sasori
Posts : 271 Join date : 2008-09-13 Age : 29 Location : Gensokyo
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:29 am | |
| I never said you didn't! - Quote :
- Well to build off of Fai_re's INCREDIBLY DETAILED description of everybody's favorite Jashinist:
How is that saying your description wasn't totally amazing? I could never describe him better than thaaaaat. I think after awhile Jashin-sama would get tired of the goats. Because really, they would eat all the expensive furniture that Hidan has ruined, henceforth scarificing it to them. Really? The other day I wished I was a turkey. But it was the day before Thanksgiving so it was not a good idea | |
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Fai_re Akatsuki Overlord - Deidara
Posts : 463 Join date : 2008-01-15 Location : If I told you, I'd have to bite you to death.
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Sun Dec 07, 2008 5:47 pm | |
| WELL WHATEVER YOU WERE SO THINKING IT!! ...BUT THANKS, LAWL. I know, right? Maybe he'd just demand chickens or something because chickens are GODLY. Or maybe he'd just scratch all of that and say, "GIMME SOME HUMANS, MY MINIONS." Indeed. Not a wise decision before TURKEY DAY... Your fate would be sealed if you were a turkey on THAT day of the year. | |
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cf_chan Sasori
Posts : 271 Join date : 2008-09-13 Age : 29 Location : Gensokyo
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:56 pm | |
| I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT I wonder what Jashin-sama does with all those humans *flaps arms* GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!! *can be a turkey now that Thanksgiving has passed* | |
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anikoku Tobi
Posts : 196 Join date : 2008-01-15
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:24 pm | |
| Hidan and spare rib, Hidan Hidan spare rib spring Let's kill a goat rib | |
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Fai_re Akatsuki Overlord - Deidara
Posts : 463 Join date : 2008-01-15 Location : If I told you, I'd have to bite you to death.
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:32 pm | |
| HEY, cf_chan, THAT'S MY LINE!! I bet he kills them (again), gets them stuffed, and uses them as furniture. Or maybe he makes Jashinist Bibles with their skins? anikoku, you're really weird. I have no words for that one; it was pretty awful. | |
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cf_chan Sasori
Posts : 271 Join date : 2008-09-13 Age : 29 Location : Gensokyo
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:26 pm | |
| NOT ANYMORE FAI_RE!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooooooh furniture? I could just picture a stuffed Asuma being a coat hanger or something...... But jashinist bibles, thats a gewd idea. Or he could make them into toilet paper like Wal-Mart does with the workers they fire. | |
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anikoku Tobi
Posts : 196 Join date : 2008-01-15
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:06 pm | |
| LEAB ME ALONE. MY POETRY>YOURS! Asuma would be my carpet. | |
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cf_chan Sasori
Posts : 271 Join date : 2008-09-13 Age : 29 Location : Gensokyo
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:11 am | |
| Asuma would be my punching bag. | |
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Fai_re Akatsuki Overlord - Deidara
Posts : 463 Join date : 2008-01-15 Location : If I told you, I'd have to bite you to death.
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:48 pm | |
| YEAH WELL I'M THE ONE WHO CONTROLS AXEL AND DEMYX IN CR, REMEMBER? SO WITHOUT ME, YOU WOULDN'T BE GETTING NO SEMI-WEEKLY YAOI FIX!! (that was random)
Asuma would be my refrigerator. | |
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Kisame-san Kisame
Posts : 367 Join date : 2008-01-17 Age : 29 Location : ...feudal Japan with my Inu/Texas
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:58 pm | |
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cf_chan Sasori
Posts : 271 Join date : 2008-09-13 Age : 29 Location : Gensokyo
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:03 am | |
| OH MY GOD JASHIN YOU ARE INSANE KISAME-SAN. I THINK MY BRAIN JUST TOTALLY DIED. | |
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Kisame-san Kisame
Posts : 367 Join date : 2008-01-17 Age : 29 Location : ...feudal Japan with my Inu/Texas
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:39 pm | |
| heehee, yes | |
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cf_chan Sasori
Posts : 271 Join date : 2008-09-13 Age : 29 Location : Gensokyo
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:55 pm | |
| And my headache was bad enough before.....
BACK TO THE LURVELY TOPIC OF HIDAN~ | |
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Kisame-san Kisame
Posts : 367 Join date : 2008-01-17 Age : 29 Location : ...feudal Japan with my Inu/Texas
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:58 pm | |
| lol Hidan is truly epic. A homicidal maniac, and yet at the same time a priest! only a truly amazing person can be both at the same one and ALSO be immortal!!! | |
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cf_chan Sasori
Posts : 271 Join date : 2008-09-13 Age : 29 Location : Gensokyo
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:01 pm | |
| Hidan's being immortal intrigues me. It makes me wonder in an evil sadistic way....if you were to put part of him in....oh I don't know, a blender, would he be able to ever leave that mushy state? | |
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Kisame-san Kisame
Posts : 367 Join date : 2008-01-17 Age : 29 Location : ...feudal Japan with my Inu/Texas
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:03 pm | |
| I think he would. It might take a while but eventually I think he would heal... | |
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cf_chan Sasori
Posts : 271 Join date : 2008-09-13 Age : 29 Location : Gensokyo
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:09 pm | |
| I just wonder also, he has to have internal organs otherwise his curse wouldn't affective...so that would mean they would have to rejuvinate right?
But he may not return because if he needs Kakuzu-san to re-attach his head...would he need to be ....molded back into Hidan form? I just found a new job for Deidara... | |
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Kisame-san Kisame
Posts : 367 Join date : 2008-01-17 Age : 29 Location : ...feudal Japan with my Inu/Texas
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:12 pm | |
| I guess so, yeah. Not to mention his bones. I mean that giant spike has got to go right through some of his ribs and his spine or something.
.....*you broke my brain* | |
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cf_chan Sasori
Posts : 271 Join date : 2008-09-13 Age : 29 Location : Gensokyo
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:15 pm | |
| He would have to have bones. Othewise he's be a glob of goo stuck to kuzu's shoe. (+2 points for rhyme)
Well its true. | |
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Kisame-san Kisame
Posts : 367 Join date : 2008-01-17 Age : 29 Location : ...feudal Japan with my Inu/Texas
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:19 pm | |
| definetly (lol, that's a really weird image....) (-1 point for giving yourself points) (+2 points for the rhyme) (which leaves you with 3 points... ) *still has a broken brain* | |
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cf_chan Sasori
Posts : 271 Join date : 2008-09-13 Age : 29 Location : Gensokyo
| Subject: Re: Hidan: Jashin's Homeboy! Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:48 pm | |
| "KAKUZU WILL YOU STOOP STEPPING ON MY FACE!?" | |
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